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Author Subject:  S 8 Marta, milie Dami ;)
Phoenix
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Posted 08-03-04 - 03:07 PM // Updated 08-03-04 - 03:14 PM
Ñ ÄÍÅÌ 8 ÌÀÐÒÀ ... 2004 ÐÀÇ!!!

×òî Æåíùèíå íóæíî íà ñàìîì-òî äåëå,
Ìû áîëåå-ìåíåå, âðîäå áû, çíàåì!
È âñå, ÷òî ñåáå ïîæåëàòü âû õîòåëè á -
Ìû èìåííî ýòîãî âàì è æåëàåì!

Óñïåõîâ - â ðàáîòå! Ïîãîäû - ïðèÿòíîé!
Ëþáâè - ÷èñòîé, íåæíîé è íåîäíîêðàòíîé!
Äåòåé - ðàçíîïîëûõ! Ïàëüòî - ïî ôèãóðå!
Ñîñåäåé â êóïå - ÷òî íå ïüþò è íå êóðÿò!
Âîëîñ - øåëêîâèñòûõ! Çóáîâ - áåëîñíåæíûõ!
Ìóæåé - ñîñòîÿòåëüíûõ! Ñïîíñîðîâ - íåæíûõ!
Ëþáîâíèêîâ - óìíûõ! Ñóïðóãîâ - â çàêîíå!
Ñâåêðîâåé - æèâóùèõ â äðóãîì ðåãèîíå!
Íåâåñòîê - ïîêîðíûõ! Òàðåëîê - ïîìûòûõ!
Ìóæåé - íå õðàïÿùèõ è íà íî÷ü ïîáðèòûõ!
Êîëëåã - íå çàöèêëåííûõ òîëüêî íà áàáàõ!
Âðàãîâ - ñëàáîñèëüíûõ! Âðàãîâ - ñèëüíî ñëàáûõ!
Îáåäîâ - â ïîñòåëü! Âïå÷àòëåíèé - ïîëÿðíûõ!
È... ýòèõ... íó... â îáùåì, òîãî... ðåãóëÿðíûõ!
×óëîê - áåç çàòÿæåê! Íè äíÿ - áåç îáíîâêè!
Ìóæåé - â î÷åíü äëèòåëüíîé êîìàíäèðîâêå!
Ëþáâè - îáæèãàþùåé, êàê â ñåðèàëå!
Ïî ïÿòü ñåðèàëîâ - íà êàæäîì êàíàëå!
Ðîìàíîâ - êóðîðòíûõ! Ïîðûâîâ - áåçóìíûõ!
Ñîñåäåé è ñíèçó è ñâåðõó - áåñøóìíûõ!
Ïîåçäîê - íå íà îãîðîä, à íà ìîðå!
Ïèðîæåíîê - âêóñíûõ, íî ÷òîá áåç êàëîðèé!
Ìàøèí - èíîñòðàííûõ, íî ðóëü ÷òîáû ñëåâà!
Äóõîâ - îò Äèîðà! Öâåòîâ - åæåäíåâíî!
Íàìåðåíèé - ðàçíûõ, íî ëó÷øå ñåðüåçíûõ!
Æèëèù - ïÿòèêîìíàòíûõ è ïÿòèçâåçäíûõ!
Çàñëóæåííûé îòïóñê - íà ïëÿæàõ è âîëíàõ!
Òðîëëåéáóñîâ - âîâðåìÿ è íåïîëíûõ!
Áèëåòîâ â àâòîáóñàõ - òîëüêî ñ÷àñòëèâûõ!
Äðóçåé - íå çàíóäíûõ! Ïîäðóã - íå ðåâíèâûõ!
Ìóæåé - ñîñòîÿòåëüíûõ! (Êàê ãîâîðèòñÿ,
Ðàç ñèëüíî æåëàåøü - íå ãðåõ ïîâòîðèòüñÿ!)
Ëþáâè - ÷òîáû âîñïëàìåíÿëàñü, êàê ïîðîõ!
(Êîãäà ýòî âàæíî, íå æàëêî ïîâòîðîâ)
Ñòèðàëüíûõ ìàøèí, ïûëåñîñîâ, êîìáàéíîâ -
È ôóíêöèîíàëüíûõ, è ñòèëüíûõ äèçàéíîâ.
Ñòðàñòåé - èçíóðèòåëüíûõ! Òðóäíîñòåé - êðàòêèõ!
Áðèëüÿíòîâ - íå ìåíüøå, ÷åì 40 êàðàòîâ!
Ñàíòåõíèêè - èìïîðòíîé! Ðîäîâ - áåç áîëè!
Ïðîáëåì - íèêàêèõ! Øèôîíüåðîâ - áåç ìîëè!
È... êàæåòñÿ... ÷òî-òî åùå ìû çàáûëè...
À-à-à, ÿñíî!
Ëþáâè!!!
È ñåðâàíòîâ - áåç ïûëè!!!
È ñáûòüñÿ - ìå÷òå ñòàòü âåëèêîé àðòèñòêîé!!!
È Æåíñêîãî Äíÿ - â ãîä õîòÿ áû ðàç 300!!!
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Falcon
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Posted 08-03-04 - 05:48 PM
OI, pasip tebe
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Rainbow
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Posted 08-03-04 - 08:23 PM
Âåëèêîëåïíîå ñòèõîòâîðåíèå! Ñïàñèáî çà ïîçäðàâëåíèå, Îëåíüêà! ß â ñâîþ î÷åðåäü òîæå ïîçäðàâëÿþ âñåõ äåâóøåê íà ýòîì ôîðóìå. :)
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esmik
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Posted 09-03-04 - 08:38 PM
Çàïîçäàëî ïðèñîåäèíÿþñü ê ïîçäðàâëåíèÿì!
Äåâóøêè! Ïóñòü âñå â æèçíè áóäåò êëàññíî âåäü... ìû äîñòîéíû òîãî, âåäü òàê???
:))
P.S. À ñòèõîòâîðåíèå ïðàâäà ïðèêîëüíîå!!!
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Azamat
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Posted 12-03-04 - 07:23 AM
Ìèëûå äåâóøêè, ñ îïîçäàíèåì ïðèñîåäèíÿþñü êî âñåì âûøåñêàçàííûì ïîæåëàíèÿì.
Ñòèõ îòëè÷íûé.
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